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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Stanford Doctors Invent Device That Appears to Be Able to Save Tons of Stroke Patients Before They Die - futurism.com

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Rory McIlroy addresses driver situation and the 81 he shot in practice at Oakmont - NBC Sports

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Aaron Civale traded to White Sox for Andrew Vaughn - Brew Crew Ball

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Who was most disrespectful today, Zelensky, Trump, or Vance? Give examples.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trumpworld Is Fighting Over ‘Official’ Crypto Wallet - WIRED

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

No, not a chance

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

The Silent Symptom Most People Don't Realize Could Be a Dementia Sign, According to Neurologists - Yahoo

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Boy, 8, dies hours after complaining of headache when infection spread to brain - The US Sun

Loons and Moons

So they tried

No way