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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:47

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who was most disrespectful today, Zelensky, Trump, or Vance? Give examples.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
No, not a chance
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Boy, 8, dies hours after complaining of headache when infection spread to brain - The US Sun
Loons and Moons
So they tried
No way